Dog Shoots Man In the Butt

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/11/tillamookarea_man_shot_by_dog.html

"A 23-year-old man accidentally shot with his 12-gauge shotgun Saturday on the Tillamook Bay isn't upset with the culprit -- his dog.

The bizarre incident sent Matthew Marcum to Portland's Legacy Emanuel Hospital & Health Center, where he was recovering Sunday with injuries to his legs and buttocks. "

Really... you just can't make up stuff this hilarious.